lose α lover, or love α loser?
love a loser
never see αgαin, or never speαk αgαin?
never see again.
go to the beαch, or hαve α milkshαke?
go to the beach.
lαugh when no one else is, or not lαughing while everybody else is?
laugh when no one else is xD
hαve your pαnts rip, or get thrown in α trαsh cαn?
neither? ):
kiss someone you don't like or, kiss someone who doesn't like you?
kiss someone I don't like.
not tαke α bαth for α week or, tαke α bαth in α lαke?
take a bath in a lake.
be αn only child, or hαve 5 brothers?
5 brothers. i already have 2 and 3 guy friends who act like brothers anyway.
cry in front of 5000 strαngers, or cry in front of your whole school?
5000 strangers.
be αble to rewind time or, see the future?
rewind time.
be hαted for who you αre or, be loved for something you're not?
hated for who i am, i guess ):
die the dαy αfter the best dαy of your life, or live to be 90 with everydαy being miserable ?
die the day after the best day of my life ):
go skydiving or, go scubα divinng?
skydiving!
be loved by one person, or hαve 10 people who like you?
one person.
have one absolutely amazing kiss, or have 40 okay kisses?
one absolutely amazing kiss.
love αnd lose or, never love αt αll?
love and lose ):
be friends with someone you αbsolutely hαte, or give someone you love α dirty look?
friends with someone I absolutely hate.
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Your Name: tessa.
high school: yes.
elementary school: i went to three of them.
mountαin dew or lime: mountain dew.
fαvorite fruit: blueberry.
Favourite season: winter.
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Do You:
-hαve α girlfriend/boyfriend: no.
-wαnt α girlfriend/boyfriend: i'm lost at the moment, but kinda.
-wαnt more piercings: no thanks.
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Lαst:
-tαlked to: hannah.
-shower: last night, gonna shower soon though.
-movie watched: no idea.
-kiss: end of summer.
-hug: today.
-hangover: never.
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For or Agαinst:
long distαnt relαtionships: against.
killing people: against.
abortion: for.
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Hαve you:
ever cried over α girl or boy: yep.
ever been αrrested: never.
ever used α gun: paintball gun.
ever finished α puzzle: yes. win.
ever had surgery: yeah, when i was 6.
ever been beαten up: never.
ever hαted someone: maybe.
ever mαde α huge mistαke: plenty of times.
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Rαndom stuff:
do you speαk αny other lαnguαge: some spanish.
piercings?: ears.
Tαttoos?: none.
You're: fifteen.
how old do you look: fourteen-ish.
How old do you αct: between twelve and sixteen, lol.
mood: tired and bored.
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Right now:
is your phone right beside you? si.
Do you miss someone? not really, no.
Do you wish you were somewhere else? mehhh. maybe ruby's with my friends, lol.
Do you hαve plαns for tonight? do homework, shower, sleep.
Are you weαring chαpstick? nope.
Are you cold? nah.
Are you tired? yes.
Are you excited? yes.
Are you watching tv? nope.
Are you weαring pαjαmαs? nope.
Who's the lαst person you IMed? hannah.
who's the lαst person thαt called you? my mom.
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PAST
Done αnything you regret? course.
Ever lied? duh.
Ever stuck gum under α desk? never.
Ever spit in front of a crush? in second grade, lol. we had a spitting contest (but he liked my best friend).
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TODAY
Hαve you cursed? yep.
Hαve you gotten mαd αt someone? my mom.
Hαve you cried? once.
Hαve you IMed more thαn 3 people? two as of now.
Hαve you shαved your legs? i wax, bitch. x] lasts longer.
Hαve you eαten αnything gross? nope.
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Spill your guts
one. First thing you did this morning? turned off alarm.
two. Lαst thing you αte? carrot soufle <3
three. Whαt's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks? thanksgiving, saturday, hannukah, christmas, new years.
four. Whαt's αnnoying you right now? nothing.
five. Do you believe in long distance relationships? nope.
six. When wαs the lαst time it rαined? a while ago. i want it to rain, though.
seven. Is there someone you miss? best friends.
eight. Last thing you put on toast? butter.
nine. Are you cool? relatively warm, really.
ten. Song/lyrics that sums up your love life? "The way his hair falls in his eyes makes me wonder if he'll ever see through my disguise, and I'm under his spell. Everything is falling, and I don't know where to land."
eleven. What are a few things you wish you were better at? flying.
twelve. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be? hogwarts.
thirteen. What's your most vivid memory from 6th grade? oh dear lord. veggiebacon and i obsessing over cole sprouse.
fourteen. Have you ever had the urge to kill someone? maybe.
fifteen. How many people would you say are interested in you? i don't know. supposedly one does, and i dunno if i like him.
sixteen. Do you have a bf/gf? no.
seventeen. Do you think someone thinks about you daily? i wouldn't know.
eighteen. Who was the last group you saw or talked to? huh..?
nineteen. What was the last thing you heard? "Not so tough now are you, Potter." - Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical
11/23/09
11/8/09
the tale of the notoriously short girl and the fashion show;;
Remember how I was in a charity fashion show last year? Well, that was the last year I would be allowed to do any of them (I'm too old, and we're only allowed 3 fashion shows). This year I got to watch the adult show and the children's show (my best friend, Veggiebacon, was one of the models in that).
The designer lineup for the fashion show consisted of the following designers: Bally, Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Ermenegildo Zegna (omg hot male models), Escada, John Varvatos, MaxMara, St. John, Tory Burch, and TSE. The proceeds went to a plethora of charities that my group has worked with over the past few years.
The fashion show was staged in the ballroom of the Beverly Wilshire, if you recognize the name (yes, that's in Beverly Hills). My job for the day was to watch over/boss around the child models (since I'm a veteran, of course), and then to sell raffle tickets. The two prizes were a $1000 shopping spree to South Coast Plaza, plus a yearlong valet parking pass, and The Beatles Rock Band for XBOX 360.
I won neither, sadly.
The adult models got to model the designer clothing, while the kids just wore jeans (or denim shorts and skirts) and colorful Vans or Converse (perfect for me, right?). Both groups of models had their hair and makeup done a few hours before the show as I supervised (they offered to do my hair and makeup since I had to be there early xD).
I ate lunch in the ballroom and watched the fashion show around 1 o'clock. My favorite outfits were designed by Tory Burch and Emilio Pucci (although I didn't particularly like the outfits by St. John). The male models were beyond freaking gorgeous, and I swear, I died when the hottest one posed in the back in his suit.
These Tory Burch boots were modeled in the show:
I want them. I really do.
Buy them for my birthday (January 7)? :)
The designer lineup for the fashion show consisted of the following designers: Bally, Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Ermenegildo Zegna (omg hot male models), Escada, John Varvatos, MaxMara, St. John, Tory Burch, and TSE. The proceeds went to a plethora of charities that my group has worked with over the past few years.
The fashion show was staged in the ballroom of the Beverly Wilshire, if you recognize the name (yes, that's in Beverly Hills). My job for the day was to watch over/boss around the child models (since I'm a veteran, of course), and then to sell raffle tickets. The two prizes were a $1000 shopping spree to South Coast Plaza, plus a yearlong valet parking pass, and The Beatles Rock Band for XBOX 360.
I won neither, sadly.
The adult models got to model the designer clothing, while the kids just wore jeans (or denim shorts and skirts) and colorful Vans or Converse (perfect for me, right?). Both groups of models had their hair and makeup done a few hours before the show as I supervised (they offered to do my hair and makeup since I had to be there early xD).
I ate lunch in the ballroom and watched the fashion show around 1 o'clock. My favorite outfits were designed by Tory Burch and Emilio Pucci (although I didn't particularly like the outfits by St. John). The male models were beyond freaking gorgeous, and I swear, I died when the hottest one posed in the back in his suit.
These Tory Burch boots were modeled in the show:
I want them. I really do.
Buy them for my birthday (January 7)? :)
11/1/09
of bushy teeth and chocolate that says hello;;
Here's my Halloween re-cap. It's slightly drama filled, with bits of romance and wittiness that isn't exactly on my part. Oh, and games in which we speak bits of Korean. Yeah.
And I'm putting in their names cause they're just too awesome to be named some other thing and I'm not saying anything bad about them anyway.
Hannah, Sydney, and Jeff came to my house at like 7 PM so we could walk/trick-or-treat to Sarina's house. We played an extreme game of penis (and there were little children near so we were all laughing and screaming it - great examples, right?) while we got bushels of candy. By the time we got to Sarina's, everyone else in our trick-or-treating group had gotten there and had no candy yet.
We ate a loverly dinner of salad, pasta, homemade calzones (soooooo yummy), chicken, and rice. Then we hung around, took pictures, and waited for the last few people to come.
We headed out soon after that. Sarina and I attempted to take pics together (she was a bunny and I was Harry Potter) but everyone kept crashing into us. We finally took a good picture after like three million tries.
I led the group in trick-or-treating cause I'm small, I blend with the night, and I'm faster then a bunch of lagging fairies. I walked past the houses I'd already hit, but I still ended up with more candy than the others.
We got to the street next to my house at one point, but then split up (me [Harry Potter], Jeff [pimp], Annika [flower], and Daniel [wrestler thing], and then everyone else). The four of us went kinda into a psycho-calm state, where Annika and I ran down a hill in the middle of a street and made freaky turns.
My feet were hurting so badly, but it was so fun.
We finished trick-or-treating and made it back to the house before the others, so we turned and went down a random street. We ended up at a house where the person handing out candy was a man in a short, pink mini dress, fairy wings, a tiara, and stuffed boobs. It was awkward to look at, so we went across the street to the next house.
Only they didn't answer. Daniel said they were having a bros party.
Then we walked over to the bluffs before the cliff, and Daniel and Jeff ran off to take a piss. It was awkward.
Then we walked back to Sarina's, and on the way Jeff and Annika started being cutesy together and Daniel and I giggled like schoolgirls.
We got back to Sarina's house, ate cookies and pumpkin bars, and waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And then everyone f i n a l l y came after we'd cleared out all the desserts. We all went outside and sat in the same groups as before. Then Daniel and I left Annika and Jeff alone and joined in on throwing candy at the fire.
Did you know that if you throw Fun Dip into a fire, it does this random burst of flames? It looked sooooo cool.
Then we played like an intense round of ninja, involving a truce at the end between me and Daniel but we ended up being the last alive so it kinda failed in a way cause he beat me so shame on him. And then Darien taught us how to play asa (or however it's spelled), and we played that until 11.
And our thighs were hurting cause we were hitting them to stay on the beat.
Then we played like one round of ships and sailors, 3-headed alien, and more asa. At the end, we only had me, Sarina, Nicole, Nate, and Darien left. We started to clean up, then went inside to sort/trade candy.
I have like a mountain of Butterfingers and Hersheys now. I feel awesome.
Then Darien and Nate left, and Sarina, Nicole, and I had a sleepover. We stayed up til like 3, and I got home like half an hour ago.
And now it's time for breakfast (and setting back clocks), so toodles!
And I'm putting in their names cause they're just too awesome to be named some other thing and I'm not saying anything bad about them anyway.
Hannah, Sydney, and Jeff came to my house at like 7 PM so we could walk/trick-or-treat to Sarina's house. We played an extreme game of penis (and there were little children near so we were all laughing and screaming it - great examples, right?) while we got bushels of candy. By the time we got to Sarina's, everyone else in our trick-or-treating group had gotten there and had no candy yet.
We ate a loverly dinner of salad, pasta, homemade calzones (soooooo yummy), chicken, and rice. Then we hung around, took pictures, and waited for the last few people to come.
We headed out soon after that. Sarina and I attempted to take pics together (she was a bunny and I was Harry Potter) but everyone kept crashing into us. We finally took a good picture after like three million tries.
I led the group in trick-or-treating cause I'm small, I blend with the night, and I'm faster then a bunch of lagging fairies. I walked past the houses I'd already hit, but I still ended up with more candy than the others.
We got to the street next to my house at one point, but then split up (me [Harry Potter], Jeff [pimp], Annika [flower], and Daniel [wrestler thing], and then everyone else). The four of us went kinda into a psycho-calm state, where Annika and I ran down a hill in the middle of a street and made freaky turns.
My feet were hurting so badly, but it was so fun.
We finished trick-or-treating and made it back to the house before the others, so we turned and went down a random street. We ended up at a house where the person handing out candy was a man in a short, pink mini dress, fairy wings, a tiara, and stuffed boobs. It was awkward to look at, so we went across the street to the next house.
Only they didn't answer. Daniel said they were having a bros party.
Then we walked over to the bluffs before the cliff, and Daniel and Jeff ran off to take a piss. It was awkward.
Then we walked back to Sarina's, and on the way Jeff and Annika started being cutesy together and Daniel and I giggled like schoolgirls.
We got back to Sarina's house, ate cookies and pumpkin bars, and waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And then everyone f i n a l l y came after we'd cleared out all the desserts. We all went outside and sat in the same groups as before. Then Daniel and I left Annika and Jeff alone and joined in on throwing candy at the fire.
Did you know that if you throw Fun Dip into a fire, it does this random burst of flames? It looked sooooo cool.
Then we played like an intense round of ninja, involving a truce at the end between me and Daniel but we ended up being the last alive so it kinda failed in a way cause he beat me so shame on him. And then Darien taught us how to play asa (or however it's spelled), and we played that until 11.
And our thighs were hurting cause we were hitting them to stay on the beat.
Then we played like one round of ships and sailors, 3-headed alien, and more asa. At the end, we only had me, Sarina, Nicole, Nate, and Darien left. We started to clean up, then went inside to sort/trade candy.
I have like a mountain of Butterfingers and Hersheys now. I feel awesome.
Then Darien and Nate left, and Sarina, Nicole, and I had a sleepover. We stayed up til like 3, and I got home like half an hour ago.
And now it's time for breakfast (and setting back clocks), so toodles!
10/31/09
harry potter says happy halloween;;
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
I'm dressed as a female Harry Potter: white collared shirt thing with the sleeves rolled up, black skirt that's just above knees, red tie, Gryffindor robe, grey socks, and black Vans. I'm gonna go trick-or-treating with my friends, so pictures and details of my journey will be posted later :)
Now I'm off to fix my scar and run over to Sarina's!
I'm dressed as a female Harry Potter: white collared shirt thing with the sleeves rolled up, black skirt that's just above knees, red tie, Gryffindor robe, grey socks, and black Vans. I'm gonna go trick-or-treating with my friends, so pictures and details of my journey will be posted later :)
Now I'm off to fix my scar and run over to Sarina's!
10/17/09
life is average fucked up today;;
*Names changed for sake of post.
I usually work at the library after school on Thursdays. This Thursday, as I was waiting for my older brother to get picked up, I ran into my old friend Erin. We went to the same middle school, and so it was nice to see her again cause she goes to the rival high school now. We talked for a while until my older brother drove up.
When she saw him, she cringed and grabbed me by the arm. "Tessa," she said quietly. "Have you talked to Kimmy* lately?"
I shook my head. "Of course not," I replied blatantly. "We go to different schools, duh."
Erin glanced at my brother's car, then back at me. She drew in a deep breath. "Kimmy's dating your brother."
My eyes grew wide as I started glancing from my brother's car to Erin and then at the street. "What. The. Fuck?"
Erin started to nod quickly. "But you can't tell her that I told you."
I nodded slowly, then walked over to my older brother's car, pretending like the conversation had never happened.
The next day, everyone knew. Apparently a few of my friends had known already, and it was pretty much "public" news. By public, I mean that Kimmy and my brother were freaking out because they were worried that I'd found out (which I had, but they didn't know that).
I was pissed. Kimmy was scared to talk to me cause she thought I'd kill her or something (because, um, it's creepy to know that your friend is dating your brother. Ewwww). She finally called me today, saying that she was sorry that I'd found out about it through someone else.
I'm still mad at Kimmy.
I'm not sure when I'll forgive her. Not only for having really creepy taste in guys, but also for not even telling me.
I usually work at the library after school on Thursdays. This Thursday, as I was waiting for my older brother to get picked up, I ran into my old friend Erin. We went to the same middle school, and so it was nice to see her again cause she goes to the rival high school now. We talked for a while until my older brother drove up.
When she saw him, she cringed and grabbed me by the arm. "Tessa," she said quietly. "Have you talked to Kimmy* lately?"
I shook my head. "Of course not," I replied blatantly. "We go to different schools, duh."
Erin glanced at my brother's car, then back at me. She drew in a deep breath. "Kimmy's dating your brother."
My eyes grew wide as I started glancing from my brother's car to Erin and then at the street. "What. The. Fuck?"
Erin started to nod quickly. "But you can't tell her that I told you."
I nodded slowly, then walked over to my older brother's car, pretending like the conversation had never happened.
The next day, everyone knew. Apparently a few of my friends had known already, and it was pretty much "public" news. By public, I mean that Kimmy and my brother were freaking out because they were worried that I'd found out (which I had, but they didn't know that).
I was pissed. Kimmy was scared to talk to me cause she thought I'd kill her or something (because, um, it's creepy to know that your friend is dating your brother. Ewwww). She finally called me today, saying that she was sorry that I'd found out about it through someone else.
I'm still mad at Kimmy.
I'm not sure when I'll forgive her. Not only for having really creepy taste in guys, but also for not even telling me.
10/15/09
need something to pass the time;;
YOUR BOY SIDE—
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[] You own a car racing game
[x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on TV
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] You used to collect hockey cards
[] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[] You talk with food in your mouth.
[] You sleep with your socks on at night.
—-YOUR GIRL SIDE—
[x] You love to shop
[] You wear eyeliner
[] You wear the color pink.
[] You go to your mom to talk.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall with friends.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[] You cried watching The Notebook
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don’t like the movie Star Wars
[x] You are/were in gymnastics
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You like putting make-up on others.
[x] You like being the star of everything.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
APPEARANCE
[x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/had braces.
[] I wear glasses
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.
FAMILY
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.
SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my job
[] I've been fired.
EMBARASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I've had my trousers rip in public.
HEALTH
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[x] I have/had asthma.
TRAVELLING
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
EXPERIENCES
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS
[x] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've cheated in a relationship.
[] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
HONESTY
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants. (my mom won't let me. she also wouldn't let me take painkillers when i got my wisdom teeth removed and the doctors told me to take them)
[] I have been diagnosed with anorexia or bulimia.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I'm addicted to self harm
[x] I've woken up crying.
DEATH
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
MATERIALISM
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
RANDOM
[x] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I love being neat
[x] I love Spam
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red black or blue
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[] You own a car racing game
[x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on TV
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] You used to collect hockey cards
[] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[] You talk with food in your mouth.
[] You sleep with your socks on at night.
—-YOUR GIRL SIDE—
[x] You love to shop
[] You wear eyeliner
[] You wear the color pink.
[] You go to your mom to talk.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall with friends.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[] You cried watching The Notebook
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don’t like the movie Star Wars
[x] You are/were in gymnastics
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You like putting make-up on others.
[x] You like being the star of everything.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
APPEARANCE
[x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/had braces.
[] I wear glasses
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.
FAMILY
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.
SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my job
[] I've been fired.
EMBARASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I've had my trousers rip in public.
HEALTH
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[x] I have/had asthma.
TRAVELLING
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
EXPERIENCES
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS
[x] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've cheated in a relationship.
[] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
HONESTY
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants. (my mom won't let me. she also wouldn't let me take painkillers when i got my wisdom teeth removed and the doctors told me to take them)
[] I have been diagnosed with anorexia or bulimia.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I'm addicted to self harm
[x] I've woken up crying.
DEATH
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
MATERIALISM
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
RANDOM
[x] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I love being neat
[x] I love Spam
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red black or blue
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
long time no blog;;
Life is confusing today. These reasons will not be explained (sorry), but I guess I'll talk about my day. Somewhat.
So today we had to perform our monologues. Monologues make me want to shoot myself (sorry, drama teachers, but it's true). I'd prefer to do scenes, especially Shakespearean scenes of randomness and true drama. I love those. I remember those lines so much better (in 8th grade I did a scene as Hermia, and the scene consisted of like 3 monologues, oh my god).
Oh, and then during second period we had a disaster drill. An earthquake drill. And so we all had to go to the football field, and normally earthquakes are like these wimpy rumbles that don't do much, right? Well, we were on the field for like an hour. And then we had lunch late cause we had to make up the class time.
Oh, and in Spanish 2, I totally have like a low A ): Which makes me very sad.
Add this: http://natedoesntsayplease.blogspot.com
It's me writing it, but the quotes are directly from the mouth of Nate (who may be recognizable s o o n if you've paid attention to my last blog posts).
So today we had to perform our monologues. Monologues make me want to shoot myself (sorry, drama teachers, but it's true). I'd prefer to do scenes, especially Shakespearean scenes of randomness and true drama. I love those. I remember those lines so much better (in 8th grade I did a scene as Hermia, and the scene consisted of like 3 monologues, oh my god).
Oh, and then during second period we had a disaster drill. An earthquake drill. And so we all had to go to the football field, and normally earthquakes are like these wimpy rumbles that don't do much, right? Well, we were on the field for like an hour. And then we had lunch late cause we had to make up the class time.
Oh, and in Spanish 2, I totally have like a low A ): Which makes me very sad.
Add this: http://natedoesntsayplease.blogspot.com
It's me writing it, but the quotes are directly from the mouth of Nate (who may be recognizable s o o n if you've paid attention to my last blog posts).
10/4/09
tessa's bucket list;;
uno-
Learn to fly a plane.
deux-
Film a video where I'm in every country in the world.
tres-
Find my twin in, like, Austria.
four-
Meet my Texan BFF.
cinco-
Meet all my awbeffs.
six-
Dress like a unicorn. Not on Halloween.
sept-
Surf on a turtle.
huit-
Feed an elephant a peanut.
nine-
Go skydiving.
ten-
Create a t-shirt company with my younger brother named Cool Kids. "Cool Kids hold mommy's hand while crossing the street."
Learn to fly a plane.
deux-
Film a video where I'm in every country in the world.
tres-
Find my twin in, like, Austria.
four-
Meet my Texan BFF.
cinco-
Meet all my awbeffs.
six-
Dress like a unicorn. Not on Halloween.
sept-
Surf on a turtle.
huit-
Feed an elephant a peanut.
nine-
Go skydiving.
ten-
Create a t-shirt company with my younger brother named Cool Kids. "Cool Kids hold mommy's hand while crossing the street."
10/2/09
from the desk of BEOWULF;;
Here's a look at BEOWULF's philosophy on life:
1. "Never exert more effort than is needed to get a maximum result. Don't be a little, snotty overachiever."
2. "Bacon is awesome. Just because it is."
3. "Bathe once a day every day, cause if you smell like shit, nobody likes you."
4. "Boobies are awesome."
Commentary by me: Really? -.- Can you go one minute without discussing boobies?
Reply by BEOWULF: Did someone say boobies?
5. "Humans are meant to eat meat. Those good-for-nothing, vegetarian douche bags are insufferable."
1. "Never exert more effort than is needed to get a maximum result. Don't be a little, snotty overachiever."
2. "Bacon is awesome. Just because it is."
3. "Bathe once a day every day, cause if you smell like shit, nobody likes you."
4. "Boobies are awesome."
Commentary by me: Really? -.- Can you go one minute without discussing boobies?
Reply by BEOWULF: Did someone say boobies?
5. "Humans are meant to eat meat. Those good-for-nothing, vegetarian douche bags are insufferable."
9/30/09
just thought you guys should know;;
My mom told me this on the car ride home from my 3-year-old cousin's birthday party. It was Pokemon themed.
Tita means aunt in Tagalog (Filipino language). My mom's childhood nickname is Neng. Read the following with a Filipino accent for best results.
Tita: Neng! Neng! Come here.
Mom: [Sits next to tita]
Tita: I went to Japan and bought these. [She hands my mom a bag of sanitary napkins/pads] They are magical. When you have headache, you rip off green part [the part that sucks up the gross stuff - ew, I know] and stick it to your forehead. Take some. It is magic.
I mean, usually I use advil, but I guess that works too. Right?
Tita means aunt in Tagalog (Filipino language). My mom's childhood nickname is Neng. Read the following with a Filipino accent for best results.
Tita: Neng! Neng! Come here.
Mom: [Sits next to tita]
Tita: I went to Japan and bought these. [She hands my mom a bag of sanitary napkins/pads] They are magical. When you have headache, you rip off green part [the part that sucks up the gross stuff - ew, I know] and stick it to your forehead. Take some. It is magic.
I mean, usually I use advil, but I guess that works too. Right?
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