from the desk of BEOWULF;;

Here's a look at BEOWULF's philosophy on life:

1. "Never exert more effort than is needed to get a maximum result. Don't be a little, snotty overachiever."

2. "Bacon is awesome. Just because it is."

3. "Bathe once a day every day, cause if you smell like shit, nobody likes you."

4. "Boobies are awesome."
Commentary by me: Really? -.- Can you go one minute without discussing boobies?
Reply by BEOWULF: Did someone say boobies?

5. "Humans are meant to eat meat. Those good-for-nothing, vegetarian douche bags are insufferable."