My mom told me this on the car ride home from my 3-year-old cousin's birthday party. It was Pokemon themed.
Tita means aunt in Tagalog (Filipino language). My mom's childhood nickname is Neng. Read the following with a Filipino accent for best results.
Tita: Neng! Neng! Come here.
Mom: [Sits next to tita]
Tita: I went to Japan and bought these. [She hands my mom a bag of sanitary napkins/pads] They are magical. When you have headache, you rip off green part [the part that sucks up the gross stuff - ew, I know] and stick it to your forehead. Take some. It is magic.
I mean, usually I use advil, but I guess that works too. Right?
PUDGE
15 years ago
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