things we love...because we're all out of hate...;;

At least Veggiebacon and I are out of hate. BEOWULF has miles more where that came from, but he's cool anyway.

1. Forrest Gump. Reason? "Even though you might not expect this coming from a guy like me, that is the most beautiful, sensitive, heart-touching movie ever made. I cried while watching it. That is saying something." - BEOWULF

2. Animals. Reason? "Wherever you go in the world, people are different, but animals are always the same." - Veggiebacon
Commentary by BEOWULF: Omg. That's like something you'd stitch on a pillow. They taste pretty good to me.
Commentary by me: I love animals...they're so tasty.
Commentary by BEOWULF: High-five!

3. Bacon. Reason? It's got this amazing flavor that you can't get out of veggie bacon, thanks. It's unbeatable. Really. It's just sooooo good.
Commentary by BEOWULF: Amen.
Commentary by Veggiebacon: No. Just no.

4. Calvin & Hobbes. Reason? "It reminds me of how awesome my childhood was, my imaginary purple octopus friend named Mr. Squiggles, and how important imagination is to being a happy person. Plus, it's amazingly cute when they hug." - BEOWULF
Commentary by me: Oh, I LOVE Calvin & Hobbes! I've always wanted to play Calvinball. And their hugs are just like awwwwwwwwwwwasjdksajdklas.

5. Facebook. Reason? "Uhh, too many." - Veggiebacon
Commentary by BEOWULF: Aww, please -.- Get a life.
Commentary by me: I love Facebook xD
Commentary by BEOWULF: Go fuck yourself.

6. Blogging. Reason? Uhh...der. What the hell do you think I'm doing, skipping through a meadow?

7. Being blunt. Reason? "Because it's fun. And I like watching people's appalled expressions while everyone else behind them secretly nods in agreement." - BEOWULF

8. Airplane rides. Reason? "You get to sit there for hours and watch movies, think, and play hangman with fellow airplane-enthusiasts. Oh, and you're also flying through the air, which is kinda cool." - Veggiebacon.
Commentary by BEOWULF: I can never sleep on those...

9. Making new friends. Reason? It makes me feel happy, haha. And then I don't feel like such a loner at school. Except for my other friends, of course.

10. Boobs. Reason? "Because they make the world go round. Boobs rock." - BEOWULF
Commentary by me: wow. Perv.
Commentary by Veggiebacon: No comment.

11. Makeup sponges. Reason? "I like them. They feel so cool. They have the best texture in the world." - Veggiebacon
Commentary by BEOWULF: What the fuck.

12. When you like someone and he's in your class. Reason? Cause then it's easier to go through that boring class, cause it's like, "WOO HE'S HERE YAY!"
Commentary by BEOWULF & Veggiebacon [in unison while looking at each other]: Afrolicious.

13. My silent laugh. Reason? "Because it's satisfying, and I have to wheeze for air in a good way." - BEOWULF

14. Colors. Reason? "What would the world be without colors?"
Commentary by me: Awww.
Commentary by BEOWULF: PSYCHEDELIC.
Commentary by me: The world would be psychedelic without colors..?
Commentary by BEOWULF: No. The world would be quite dull, in fact.

15. Music. Reason? Because everything can be like music in a cool way. And songs bring people together, like Bohemian Rhapsody and Don't Stop Believing.

16. Romance stories. Reason? "Ever since Kairi was separated from Sora at the end of Kingdom Hearts, life was just never the same. But when they got back together in KH2, I just died of happiness flowing out of my every orifice." - BEOWULF
Commentary by me: Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight, it's hard to let it go...

17. Alone time. Reason? "I like being alone in my room." - Veggiebacon
Commentary by BEOWULF: I like that too, but not for the reasons you think. Sickos.

18. Batman. Reason? He is the all-time greatest superhero, mostly because he doesn't have any superpowers, he's loaded, he lives in a cave, and he's still extremely popular among comic book geeks.
Commentary by BEOWULF: If I could be any character in a fiction...
Commentary by Veggiebacon: you would be Christian Bale.
Commentary by BEOWULF: [pauses for a moment] Maybe.

19. Karl Marx. Reason? "Because he has an amazing hairdo. Enough said." - BEOWULF

20. Friends. Reason? "Because they're the reason that I'm not in an asylum." - Veggiebacon
Commentary by me: I wuv you too ^-^