of unicorns and bitchy best friends;;

Currently wearing: Black Vampire Paul Frank tee, khaki Old Navy shorts, red bow GAP headband
Currently listening to: I Constantly Thank God For Esteban - Panic! At The Disco
Current mood: really, really angry.

In school, I have two best friends. One of them is cool through thick and thin; the other has slowly evolved into a skanky uberbitch. The second best friend is the one who my guy friends and I usually prank or talk about.

Today, one of my friends stole the lock off her locker (yeah, we all know her combo xD). Then another friend took it from him, who gave it to another friend, who taunted her with it all through lunch. Then that friend put it into a fourth friend's locker.

And then I grabbed it and ran (about 2 inches). I put it on a locker about a foot from the skankabitch/best friend's locker, then mumbled something about going to class.

It was completely obvious where the lock was. Unfortunately, my "friend"* couldn't see it and completely freaked out (which was pretty funny, to be honest).

After school, we all walked back to the lockers to see Ni the skankabitch bff fiddling with a new lock on her locker. She still hadn't found her lock. I grabbed her lock and presented it to her, telling her I'd mysteriously found it. She thanked me by grabbing the lock and muttering something about her books, and then tried to get the other lock off.

And then one of my guy friends (the boy who originally stole the lock) ratted me out.

For a second, the skankabitch bff was angry at me, but then she switched to the rat. The rat, one of my guy friends (who didn't partake in the lock excursion), and I all walked to the office to pick up some papers. Both of the boys told me I should stick up to the skankabitch, but I didn't really care cause for the time being the rat had the blame (as he should).

Skankabitch was pissed at him until about 6, when he told her that I was the one who had her lock all after class.

LIES. ABSOLUTE LIES.

Now she's pissed at me and the rat is laughing at me (and her).

* Skankabitch and I were friends since elementary school, and BFFs since middle school. She was nice and lived nearby. In 8th grade she started to act more flirtatious/slutty towards the guys. Now she's just a skankabitch.