i ain't wasting no more time;;

If you lived in Bikini Bottom, would you befriend Spongebob or Plankton?
Spongebob's too much like me, but Plankton fails at being evil. I guess Spongebob. Or maybe Patrick or Gary :)
No, Spongebob. Cause then we could sing together!

Do you have any bananas in your house right now?
When do I not?

Which overrated tattoo are you sick of seeing?
Hearts.

Is it easy to distract you?
Huh? Oh, sorry, there was a squirrel.

Do you prefer to drink from glasses or mugs?
Mugs are more fun.

What was the last thing you taught a younger kid?
How to skateboard, haha.

How long have you had your television(s)?
The big one in the TV room? Uhh, about two years.

Do you know why your grandparents chose your mother's name?
Renee? Um. No idea.

How long have your neighbors lived there?
To the right, two years. To the left, seven years. In the back, three years.

Why do so many people seem to hate the Jonas Brothers?
Because they have no talent.

Have you ever been blackmailed?
No. I blackmail others.

Do you suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome?
Maybe just a little bit.

Did you know that they plan on releasing a movie based on The Smurfs?
That sounds incredible.

What is your favorite thing about snow?
It flies everywhere when you're skiing.

Is there a big personality difference between you and your sibling(s)?
A huge one. I'm nothing like them. One has anger issues and the other acts like a baby.

Did you lose anything recently? Did you end up finding it?
I lost my vocab cards. My mom found them and brought them to school. After school.
Fail.

Why do you/don't you watch award shows?
Because they take about three hours and I have better things to do.
Well, I do watch Kids Choice Awards. But that's always great.

What do you think of Ellen DeGeneres as the new judge on American Idol?
Bring back Paula.

Do you consider Lady GaGa's appearance artistic, or just plain weird?
Just plain weird. She looks manly.

How many USB cords do you have lying around?
I count three.

Do you know anybody whose initials spell something?
"Her initials spell SLO...hehe." Greatest awkward moment in English class ever.

Is there a specific food you think NEEDS to be at Christmas dinner?
Cookies.

What is your relationship status?
Single?

How do you make your money?
I babysit little children.

How tall are you?
Not very, sadly. I think I'm taller on the inside.

Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
I don't know. I really hope it wasn't Wolverine.
Cause, I mean, I don't miss him or anything. Not a little bit.

Do you like your parents?
My dad's my hero.

Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
To eat. Comer :)

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
My mother. What a drag.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Of course! Safety first, learn this now youngins.

Are you scared of flying?
I wish I could fly.

What do you sleep in?
Big camp t-shirt or tank top + PJ pants or shorts.

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
On the cheek, no. On the lips, yes. Haha.

When's the last time you kissed someone?
Last day of summer.

Are you nice to everyone?
I come off as nice to everyone.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Of course.

Do you have an older brother?
Ew, sadly yes. And he's a jerk who can't find peoples' vocab cards in plain sight.

How did you get your last bruise?
Probably hit myself somehow. I don't know.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
I think it could work out. Unless, of course, the person turned out to be a cheating jerk or something.

You've locked yourself outside and no one will be home for a few hours, you?
I can't lock myself outside. We have a digital lock, and I know the password haha.

Who was the last person you gave a dirty look to?
Mini Missy and her Bitch Squad!

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
Because I totally think of my brother like that. No.

Do you find smoking unattractive?
Yes. Very.

Have you ever thought about getting your tongue pierced?
Never.

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
Nope.

Do you think you're trustworthy?
People say I am. I guess I am.

Tell me something about the last person you talked to?
We are both horrified by little children's dancing.

What’s your favorite color out of these five: Green, Yellow, Blue, or Purple?
Green. Favoritest.

What are you planning on doing after this?
Homework. Reading a play.

Ever seen someone just roll out of bed and still look hot?
Nevar. Although Veggiebacon somehow manages to have her hair be not horrible, unlike me -.-

What's the background on your cell?
A drawing of converse.

Have you ever smoked Marlboro cigarettes?
I don't smoke, mothalicka.

What did your last sent text say?
"Can you go home and get my vocab cards? Theyre somewhere in my room in the desk area. I need them for 6th period so bring them soon."

Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
Elizabeth.

Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
Of course.

Purple or green grapes?
Purple grapes. They look snazzy.

Name something you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
Cheating. Lying. Smoking.

Do you say sorry first?
Generally, yes. Unless I'm really, really pissed.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Get a cup of water then go to my room.

Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
Everyone.

Who are you dating?
I'm dating no one, you lovecrazed fool.

Have you heard 'We Belong Together' by Mariah Carey?
Sounds familiar.

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
That was my little brother. I don't know. We're siblings.

What's the first thing you think of when someone mentions an ex's name?
I don't miss him. Not at all.

Where is your mom right now?
Kitchen.

If you had to choose between money and love what would you choose?
Love.

Last person you argued with?
My mother. Poo on her.

Did you ever own at one time a NSYNC cd?
No, I had Backstreet Boys.

Favorite day of the week?
Friday, I'm in love.

Closer to mom or dad...or neither?
Dad.

Allergic to?
Nothing.

When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
Nobody. I'm so lame.