hai. i ish home sick.

I feel like talking about guys since they're easy to talk about. I for one would never go out with a guy who's too...agreeable and not self-centered, haha. Seriously! The guy can't be just cute, nice, and not into himself or anything. Cockiness is a plus in my book (but not too much, please?).

Let's take Cam Fisher (Clique book character. All-around perfect guy, supposedly?) for example. He's nice. He's agreeable. He goes along with whatever Claire and his friends say. When Josh said he liked Claire, Cam backed away. When Claire wants candy, so does Cam. When Derrick wants to be the star goalie, Cam smiles and simply takes defense.

He is blah. He is just there. That is not coo', foo'.

Of course, guys should be nice and agreeable, but those two traits shouldn't dictate a guy's entire personality. Because blah is boring and lame and you know what? I'm just gonna describe my perfect guy.

Numbah Wunn: He must be taller than me. I'm short, so this is pretty easy to come by (most guys--even freaking eleven-year-olds, whaddafukc--are taller than me). But if he's short and cute, I'll give him a chance :)

Numero Dos: He must be blonde. Well, any hair color is good. But, like that one Marilyn Monroe movie, Tessas prefer blondes. Well, this Tessa does. I don't know why, but I like blonde guys x] No tall, dark, and handsome for me, suhhh.

Three: He must be relatively smart. And I'm not talking book smart and all-As and stuff. I'm talking stuff like street smarts. Like, common sense. You know?

4: He must like Star Wars/Star Trek/Superhero-type movies/Terminator/Kill Bill/Back to the Future. Not all of them, but at least Terminator and Back to the Future and Star Trek, ya know? I mean, every guy has to like something nerdy.

Five Dollar Foot-long!: He can't be too nice. If he is, I'll get bored and probably explode. Please be cocky/full-of-self partially, please?

Sei it in Italian: He must embrace the bad things about him. If he has to wear glasses, he must wear them! If he has ADD/OCD/something like that, he must embrace it! If he reads comic books, well hell, so do I!

Sev-uhn: Good taste in music? And clothes? And shoes? He doesn't have to wear straight-off-the-runway outfits and listen to PATD, but as long as he's not a Disney fan (and likes classic rock? yesss.) and wears, like, skate shoes and skinny (not uberly skinny, but you know xD) jeans, then he's cool.

What do you guys prefer (omg, no one ever answers this :|) in a guy?