conversation after watching Terminator

The following took place between 9:50 PM and 10:05 PM.

Dad: I was hoping that Marcus was gonna get it on with the hot chick.
Mom: [laughs] But it would hurt for the girl because the robot (aka Marcus) would be too ha--[stops after realizing that what she was about to say would damage our fragile, young minds]
Me: Thanks, mom. You almost cost me my innocence, there.
Dad: [laughs]
Me: That would've been awkward.