quotes a la freshman yearrrr (:

Or, uh, the ones I can remember at the moment. A few of them are actually pretty deep, but a ton of them are quite giggle-prone. I don't feel like adding who said what, because I can't remember a few. I'll bold my own quotes.

Read away!

"You can't judge a person by his feet. All feet are the same, even if one is tan and the other has a sock tan."

"I like roller coasters because they're like less scary versions of my parents' driving."

"New relationships can't survive on texting and IMing alone. There's gotta be enough zing! to keep them alive. But you guys? You guys have more zing! than necessary."

"Every dance tells its own story."

"Ninjas. Beats. Pirates."