Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.

Mom and Dad are apparently not just dorks but relationship geniuses too. They found out about Isaak + Girlfriend because they could tell from the way they looked at each other.
Isaak and Mom have big arguement.
Mom brings up Girlfriend fact.
Isaak freaks out.
Isaak screams at good sister!Tessa for telling.
good sister!Tessa did not tell. WHY IS good sister!TESSA BEING BLAMED?
Isaak now wants to hurt Tessa in sleep.

In case anything happens, here's my....um...will.
Jackie, you get my computer cause your internet sucks. You also get all of my cute, non-Abercrombie and non-Forever 21 clothes.
Tammie, you get the snazzy shoes and all of my books.
Aly, you get all of my converse.
Skye, you get all of my hidden candy and stuff.
Kate, you get the tote-bag-esque designer purses.
Allie, you get the shoulder-bag-esque designer purses.
Sarina, you get my Panic at the Disco poster and t-shirts.
Jeff, you get my lip syncing scarves and hats.
Daniel, you get the video games.
Kendall, you get all of my dance clothes.
Brie, you get my nail polish.
Ava, you get my digital camera.
Nicole, you get my black skinny jeans that you borrowed forever.
Nicci, you get my video camera.
Linz, you get my signed Spring Awakening poster.
Bethany, you need to pick up your Christmas present still. You also get my big teddy bear from 2nd grade.
Ashley, you get to have my favorite pair of converse.
Matt, you need to pick up your birthday present from last year while you're here from Florida. Also, take my guitar amp.
Jenni, you get my trophies and you, Ashley, and Bethany can share the picture we took together in first grade.
Superman, you get my electric guitar. :)
Batman, you get my iPod.

If I missed you, tell me.