How to cope without mommy

My mom was gone for the weekend. She was on a mother retreat. Here was our weekend without mom:

Day One:
1. Everyone woke up way late.
2. Isaak and Dad fought like children over the last slices of pizza.
3. I accidentally cut myself when trying to open a package.
4. The dishes were okay.
5. I got to escape for 5 hours.

Day Two:
1. We woke up way early.
2. We ate breakfast at Pancake House.
3. I almost barfed cause I ate 7 3/4 pancakes really quickly. (In Sarina's mom's pancake scale, that would be about 15 1/2 pancakes)
4. I had a food coma.
5. Isaak and Beni went insane.
6. My dad got some work done.
7. We need to do the dishes.
8. And mom is coming home in 20 minutes.