Beni's Bar Mitzvah :]

My little brother's bar mitzvah was today. And everything went wrong. Hehe. And the torah portions were weird, too. In mine I said "EMOOOOO", and Beni said "tits" and "lawl". Anyway, here's how the bar mitzvah went wrong.

1. Beni lost his prayer book
2. My parents didn't write their speeches
3. The string was tangled when I opened the curtain in the ark
4. Beni's hand got stuck in the torah
5. I messed up when I read the torah
6. My dad was supposed to read a different portion, and messed up
7. Beni's leaf on the Tree of Life had nothing on it xD

Yeah.

Time to party.